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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7654 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 526107 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4351 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!