CraftyUkrainianWarfare | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4100
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crops Grown:	2137	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	3634	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4855
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3117	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	7817

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	684106	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Villages Defended:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	3204
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1