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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.
our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
