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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8681 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3208 |
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