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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8921 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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