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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2928 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4158 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Ores Mined: | 855 |
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.