CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1245	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6634	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3112	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	3394
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1669	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1626
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Animals Bred:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.