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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2191 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9045 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
