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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1356 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness
