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Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Mines Excavated:	1772
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Votes:	1721	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Items Found:	1372	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1382	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	749767
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9135
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mines Excavated:	2021	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Potions Brewed:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	5450

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9443	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6