So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1588 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
Dimension Hops: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5242 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Dimension Hops: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Animals Bred: 191 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Animals Bred: 122
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 131 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Crops Grown: 4210 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 293
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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