CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EosCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	New Chunks Explored:	462482

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3070	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5828

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	9004
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.