CraftyTongue | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3844	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crops Grown:	3109	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9410	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	486793	Crops Grown:	5579
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	4082	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	676641

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5647
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2