Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll fall in love with what you hear! Our players have the silverest of tongues and know just how to please with their words. Forget about looks or height, all you need is some smooth talking skills to win over the ladies on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer classes on how to perform cunnilingus! Yes, you read that right. Learn how to please your partner in the virtual world and beyond. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft gameplay and maybe even pick up a few tips for real life too. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Love Letters Sent: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crops Grown: 5651
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Ores Mined: 9504 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7544 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 New Chunks Explored: 921317
    Animals Bred: 152 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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