CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	5084
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	3254

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Farms Harvested:	832

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Holy Grails Found:	5	Animals Bred:	197
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8546
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	6392	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4247
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5429	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me