CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	160
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	9621	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	6025	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9517	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragon Eggs Found:	775	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!