Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2177 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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