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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Buildings Constructed: 40

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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