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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 29 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.
if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?
so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
