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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8991 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?