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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7698 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?