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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9488 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 363 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?