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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1649 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 100 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?