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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?