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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 164 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?