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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1462 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Crops Grown: | 2269 |
Votes: | 2689 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5861 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?