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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6986 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?