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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1716 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?