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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4536 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly you stumble upon a heated argument between your partner and their mom. She’s spouting off some questionable comments about your race, while your partner is desperately trying to defend her ignorance. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the awkward moments when family secrets are spilled in their native language, leaving you feeling like the odd one out. And don’t forget the times when you’re compared to Olympic athletes for no apparent reason – because apparently all women of color look alike, right?
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn? Let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways, only on our Minecraft server!
