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Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6080	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	566
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	6641	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8748	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	8422	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	9164
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Star Shards Collected:	164
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	934	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Star Shards Collected:	299	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3