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Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1115	Star Shards Collected:	225
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	436	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mines Excavated:	3372
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8556	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6977

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3817	Secret Passages Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23