CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5017

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ores Mined:	2950
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Divine Spears Created:	27	Farms Harvested:	308

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	532
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5