CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

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Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Farms Harvested:	566
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	173
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	364562	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Star Shards Collected:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	956008	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6365
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Potions Brewed:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1