CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	365879

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.