CraftySisNoMartyrLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4642
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of virtual arguments and passive-aggressive behavior just like my sister and her husband!

Imagine logging on to find a virtual world where stay-at-home moms complain about their “hardships” while their husbands do all the work. You can witness firsthand the chaos of a messy house and empty fridge, all while the stay-at-home mom claims she “doesn’t have time” to do anything.

But wait, there’s more! You can even participate in heated arguments about who’s doing more around the house and who’s being unfair. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and jaw-dropping moments?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual argument that’s just as wild as the one between my sister and her husband. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5551	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2675	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6448
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	189

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Farms Harvested:	484	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	214	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1257
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	1260	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	328
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4466	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8624
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!