CraftySharkTank – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Farms Harvested:	681
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	228
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Farms Harvested:	839
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
New Chunks Explored:	195327	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1