CraftySemiteHaterzLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4502
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	275

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3034	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	5732
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.