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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Dragons Tamed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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