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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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