Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5487 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).
