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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9483 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.
With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.
So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!