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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2287

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	568	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6133	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	679
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com