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Players:	96/200	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Votes:	9881	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Votes:	1154
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	8970	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	1706	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Votes:	6131	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8904	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	48
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	478824	Dragon Eggs Found:	2791
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net