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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 844 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 337 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.