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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3186 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.