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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3845 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.