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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2175 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.