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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9183 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.