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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5321 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3250 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1321 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.