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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Crops Grown: | 9630 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.